Apparently bothered by the European Union’s ban on the import and sale of all seal products from Canada, Canada’s Governor General elected to gut a seal puppy, tear its heart out and swallow the heart as a form of protest.
Asked later if her actions were a message to the EU, she said: “Take from it what you will.”
In a related story, Rush Limbaugh tracked down a donkey, killed it, gutted it, and ate its heart.
He subsequently ate the animal whole, from hoof to pointy ears.
Asked later if his actions were a message to the Democratic party and his faithful followers in the Republican party, Limbaugh said “No. I just like to eat ass.”