The Bitch Loves Me

YouTube – Bianca Loves Payam.

This is a video whose release to the general public has been delayed far too long. The object of my affections is Bianca, my friend’s exceptionally friendly and cuddly miniature pomeranian dog. She is a female dog and, hence, a bitch.

The object of her affections is me, and as this video plainly demonstrates, the abundance of love between us is truly immeasurable.

This video evidence seems to contradict Wikipedia’s claims about the pomeranian’s behavior:

Pomeranians are typically very friendly, playful and active. The breed is very protective of their owners and love to be around them. They are very intelligent and are easily trained. They rank 23rd in Stanley Coren‘s The Intelligence of Dogs, being of excellent working/obedience intelligence. Pomeranians socialize well with other dogs, animals, and people. Pomeranians are extroverted and can develop the habit of barking excessively only if the behavior is rewarded (i.e. allowed to beg for food).

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2 Replies to “The Bitch Loves Me”

  1. Hi Payam. That was funny!

    However, I wanted to highlight a little section, here: “Pomeranians are extroverted and can develop the habit of barking excessively only if the behavior is rewarded (i.e. allowed to beg for food).”

    As an avid Dog Whisperer fan, I can tell you that her owner picking her up and petting her after the tantrum in the little Pomeranian brain is considered “reward”.

    🙂

    1. This much is true, yes, but her older companion (may he rest in peace) was an extremely friendly boy. It’s just that Bianca is a bitch, a royal one because my friend does spoil her as you note.

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