Cost Realism is the Way to Save Capitalism

In present day United States, the greatest impediment to progress is the war of words over an ancient conflict that no longer exists: socialism vs capitalism. In case you’ve been living in a cave since the fall of the Soviet Union in 1991, capitalism won. The greatest edifice ever erected to Marx’s whims crashed under the weight of the repressive regime that ultimately failed to bring into existence any structure that resembled Marx’s ideal. The second greatest such edifice, People’s Republic of China, is rapidly incorporating capitalistic principles into its structure in an effort to preserve its aristocracy the way the British conservative movement successfully saved the British monarchy from the fate that befell the French monarchy. Whether the Chinese party aristocracy survives the 21st century is debatable, but what is certain is that communism is dead! Socialism no longer exists. Governments have become de facto agents of their corporate funders. The race is to have a government that effects the greatest efficiencies for its economy.

Nevertheless, a great many scoundrels insist on reviving tropes like the “left” in the US seeks to drive the system into a “socialistic” system like Europe’s. The power that this trope still carries is testament to the power that false ideas still carry in our system. After all, the capitalistic industrial prowess of Europe drained the world of its resources through the colonial system, drove American buffaloes to extinction and drove American industrialization chiefly through the conduit of JP Morgan. Europe is the birthplace of capitalism, and it remains the greatest bastion of capitalism by virtue of a political system that is more dedicated to fostering capitalism by ensuring cost realism. What distinguishes Europe from the US is not that they are socialist, but that they effect efficiency where markets cannot by forcing prices to reflect the actual value of a commodity or product.

What forms does this take? In the realm of healthcare, price controls prevent price gouging by pharmaceutical companies, hospitals and doctors. In the realm of transportation, high gasoline taxes factor in the costs of global warming, of traffic congestion and of the subsidies that mass transit requires in order to make driving pleasant and feasible. The value added tax has effectively become the universal consumption tax that has greatly relieved European businesses of the onerous tax regime that burdens American businesses. (The VAT is the consumption tax for which many American conservatives have been clamoring, but in favor of which they can never muster any sincere support.)

The debate, therefore, is not whether we want a “capitalistic” system or a “socialistic” system—whatever the hell these asinine, fictitious categories mean—but whether we want to build protections that ensure the integrity of the marketplace, the foundation of capitalism. Protecting the integrity of the marketplace entails informing the public (education), preventing businesses from pushing costs onto consumers (environmental protections to ensure that corporate profits do not come at the cost of consumer deaths), and preventing the fleecing of consumers (price controls to prevent excess healthcare expenditures or transparency laws to prevent corporations like Google and Facebook from abusing their data advantage over consumers). 

Given that democracy is the only system within which capitalism can survive, these measures are the critical parameters that preserve democracy and, thus, capitalism by preserving that one object that is vital to both: the bargain. Democracy and capitalism derive their legitimacy by offering the individual a fair bargain: a voice in governance in the case of democracy, and a voice in the marketplace in the case of capitalism. The history of democracies (and the demise of dictatorships) is written in the blood of activists who sacrificed their lives to earn the bargain for future generations. In more recent memory, breaking the bargain has inevitably resulted in chaos and revolutions. (Presently, Venezuela is the perfect example of what results when the bargain is no longer fair.) Hence, the debate is not about socialism vs  capitalism, but whether we manage to do a better job of preserving the bargain—preserving capitalism—than our economic rivals, the European Union and Japan. This process demands measures to ensure that the costs that individuals pay are fair, realistic and transparent. Absent any means of remedying unfair bargains, we risk a systemic, existential threat to democracy and to capitalism!

Quantum Leap in Internet Bandwidth

In 2002 I signed up for my first broadband service, 1.5 megabits per second digital subscriber line (DSL) from AT&T. After a day’s worth of work, the technician got my service going, and I was thrilled to “surf” the web nearly 30 times faster than I used to with a 56 kb/s dialup service with my US Robotics modem. The DSL connection was made with substantial additional equipment that was connected to my gigantic tower computer with an Ethernet cable. 1.5 Mb/s felt like bliss at the time.

16 years later, Spectrum Internet and ASUS deliver speeds in excess of 300 Mb/s to my handheld device, my iPhone X, wirelessly and with equipment that take up about 10% of the space my tower PC occupied. This speed is over 15 times faster than the DSL service I was receiving for the same price. Numerically, this is only two orders of magnitude improvement over this period of about two decades, but the convenience of small footprint and wireless communication make it seem substantially better. It is somewhat sad to be old enough to have noticed such dramatic technological changes.

Naturally, therefore, I now seek separation from the deluge of “information” this digital pipeline delivers. It’s merely nice to know that my operating system upgrades won’t take 20 minutes anymore. This pipeline makes the merging of human and the network that much more feasible by swallowing the entirety of one’s attention span. Still, it’s better to have practical reasons for evading this frightening outcome.

Eggplant and Whey

This is, bar none, the most beautiful presentation of kashk baedemjan (fried eggplant and why) I have ever seen. The classic Persian appetizer has gotten the ultimate Western treatment. I shall report on whether the results tasted as good as they look.

Update: yes, it was very tasty, but not as flavorful as the presentation would suggest. It was a tad on the dry side. Eggplants grown off season are rarely as flavorful as those harvested during their normal cycle.

Humor Me. Do you trust Facebook?

Facebook has been embroiled in scandals from the start. Let’s try to put some numbers to the effects of these scandals.

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Bomb Virus Blackmail

The funniest thing about this email is the fact that the sender warns me against discounting his poor English skills. Perhaps the first thing I will do is report the cryptocurrency account to the FBI. According to spamcop.net, the message did originate on Russian servers. Am I a target of the Russian hacker army?

Costco Can’t Quite Achieve Class

Costco is selling Levi’s 505 jeans for an excellent price. I will place an order shortly, but I am ambivalent because I don’t know if the jeans are made by poor graduate students at Columbia University or if the jeans are being sold by an outfit whose employees don’t know the country of Colombia. (See photo below.) Is this Costco’s way of passing off counterfeit Levi’s or just an oversight by an overburdened organization? This is a poor reflection on the employees raised in the digital age.

Hauling Mud in Santa Barbara County

The Thomas Fire’s effects linger. In this photo, two trucks that are hauling mud and dirt from Montecito to the ocean pass each other on Linden Avenue in downtown Carpinteria on a beautiful, sleepy Sunday afternoon. Three weeks after the Montecito mud slides, an entire city may well still be in the process of being relegated to the ocean and posterity. Two trucks hauling mud from Montecito to the ocean in Carpinteria.

Rockers Continue to Annoy

It is unclear whether the members of Kiss are investors in this endeavor or merely offering an endorsement for cash, but Rock and Brews is the singularly most annoying and cruel endeavor that either man has ever undertaken. The restaurant is situated next to gate 53B at LAX, whence my flight to Boston departs. The 80s hair rock and heavy metal music that is being blasted from this restaurant is so damn annoying that I had to escape the waiting area at the gate in order to compose this angry complaint. The members of Kiss–Gene Simmons in particular–are famous for an expansive history of misogyny and exploitation that stands unrivaled (if one believes their stories). Why on earth they would elect to annoy the hell out of tens of thousands of passengers who depart from the six nearby gates daily is testimony to their persistent sadism. They could have started a music school or a charity or a rehab program. Instead, they elected to blast some of the shittiest music ever recorded into the ears of hapless, trapped travelers. The real tragedy is that the overpriced beer will line their pockets in the end. It is hard to like the masochists who patronize this establishment. This nightmare of an eatery is the last thing one wants to endure after passing through the ordeals of getting to LAX and passing security.

Kiss members shilling overpriced beer.

Facebook to Use AI to Alleviate Its Greed

Facebook plans to use artificial intelligence and update its tools and services to help prevent suicides among its users.

Artificial intelligence is touted as the solution to everything these days, but with respect to suicides committed on or because of Facebook,  AI feels like a band-aid. The only way Facebook can really help prevent suicides is by making its service less addictive so that users can spend more time in real social circumstances with real people instead of being trapped inside a cold illusion of a social experience spawned from their smart phone. Making FB less addictive, however, will make FB lose revenue because its revenues are tied intimately to the number of eyeballs that are glued to the FB web site. Hence, progress is not profitable. The only benefit to society may be the development of an AI baby sitter. As FB and the rest of “social” media infantilize us all, the market will be briskfor such a product.

Source: Facebook turns to artificial intelligence to tackle suicides

Ending a Legendary Career with Greasy Eggs

About 17 years ago, I ate at two Wolfgang Puck restaurants: Chinois on Main and Granita in Malibu. Both were culinary delights, but not worth the hassle. (Lucques was the only restaurant that was worth the hassle.) It is a mystery as to why he lent his name to so many mediocre enterprises like TV dinners and fast food stands at malls and airports. After all, he was already damn wealthy by virtue of his books, restaurants and TV appearances. Alice Waters, his mentor, never felt any such compulsion, and her brand remained undiluted. Based on the picture below, Puck’s brand is now so diluted and debased that he has his picture next to greasy eggs. It is a denouement that can only elicit schadenfreude, not any sympathy. Here is a man who abandoned a promising career in the culinary arts for a couple bucks shilling greasy eggs. 

What a slut. 

I had a bagel and cream cheese at Starbucks. That is a far better choice for the captive passenger.