Why is this a big deal? Well, we finally know how much that Major League Baseball smell is worth. $0.99.
I wonder how much MLB was originally charging for “Homerun Apple Body Wash”. That product description says volumes about the marketing prowess-or lack thereof-of of MLB. I don’t think the NBA or the NFL have yet gaffed this conspicuously.
One wonders if there is someone out there who believes that he is going to “hit a homerun” on the first date with this apple body wash.
What the hell was I doing at the 99 Cents Only Store? Definitely not shopping for soap. I bought some pens.